The Bachelorette: All the Thoughts I had Watching the Men Tell all and Drinking Wine
85 Thoughts I had While Watching the Men Tell All and Drinking Wine
The men tell all was wild and crazy, as usual. There are the thoughts I had while watching it and drinking wine. And getting a little (lot) drunk. You'll see.
The men tell all was wild and crazy, as usual. There are the thoughts I had while watching it and drinking wine. And getting a little (lot) drunk. You'll see.
- Thank god I remembered to get wine tonight because if Luke P is there it's sure to be exhausting
- Oh no Chris why is tonight about to be different SPILL THE TEA CHRIS
- OMG NO WAY WE ARE SEEING THE END OF LAST WEEK RIGHT NOW
- This is hands down Hannah's worst look so far goodness what happened
- Ohhhhh so they did this so Luke wouldn't have to miss the men tell all. I see ABC, I understand your madness
- Luke P: "Hannah thought there's no way I would still want to be with her after the last thing she told me." He literally still thinks this is about him and it makes me gag
- HANNAH'S EYE ROLL WHEN SHE SAW LUKE ASSUMING HIS PLACE AT THE ROSE CEREMONY, I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY WINE
- TELL HIM WHAT WHAT TYLER C
- Hannah "NO THE F*CK YOU'RE NOT" Brown is her new official name thank you very much
- "I'm about to go psycho" ok Hannah werk lets go psycho
- All the men are literally jizzing their pants watching this. She's never been more attractive to them than when she is tearing Luke down to a fraction of the man child he was before
- Jed: "thank you god, for making Hannah see light and eliminating Luke. He was taking up too much screen time. People might forget about my music career"
- Hannah short circuits every time Luke tries to tell her what to do but this time, she has backup
- AHAHAHAHA SHE MOVES THE PODIUM BECAUSE HE SAYS HE'S ATTENDING THE ROSE CEREMONY BY STANDING THERE. HANNAH BROWN YOU PETTY MOFO WE STAN!!!!!!!!
- "ATTACK LIONS" - Tyler C to Jed and Peter (Nala V.)
- "Why are you telling her who she is bro" - America's favorite boyfriend and number one good guy, Tyler C
- I would put myself in absolutely reckless and terrifying positions if I knew Tyler C would come to my rescue looking this good
- Did he think it was going to be hard to look him in the eyes and say bye?? Is Luke Psychopath truly that stupid???? Someone should run brain tests???
- "I f*cking hate that guy" - Hannah Brown, finally joining the club
- Chris Harrison saying Luke was going to propose lmao Chris you sly dog, you, are just making crap up for TV. Can't fool me
- Have you ever seen 3 men closer to orgasming with their clothes on than right now as Luke P makes his grand exit because I really don't think you have?
- Oh nice back to regular programming aka continuing to yell at Luke, just weeks later and in LA
- Here he is, a psychopath in the flesh
- Clean shaven, Luke looks FRESH out the frat house
- Pause the show, refill your glass, we are gonna need it fam
- All of these things Luke claims were said when Hannah eliminated him were somehow not shown when ABC rehashed this conversation 189403820 times over the course of 7 weeks, Curious.
- Chris Harrison is like Hannah's choices are her own pal, but go off, except he used different words
- YOU SHOULD'VE SAID YES TO THE NARCISSISM QUESTION LUKE
- The audience scoffs loudly. Yea same.
- All you have to do is say yes, I was the worst and I'm sorry
- Chris just asked if he made any mistakes. Just. Say. Yes. Think of your family Luke!!!!!
- Well we knew he'd screw that up and say he wouldn't change a thing
- WHOOP THERE IT IS
- Ok I'm bored now can we finally get this guy off my TV
- More wine ladies and gentlemen-tell-allers
- OHHHHH SNAP CHRIS HARRISON WITH THE BODY BAD!!! YOU ARE RIGHT KING CHRIS!! HANNAH DOESN'T NEED TO BE SAVED!
- Wait actually who is this guy in the red jacket?
- Devin? Nice to meet you
- Ok DEVINNNNNN SPILL THE TEA MY MAN
- HEY DEVIN, I just met you, and this is crazy, on behalf of America, why didn't you get more screentime?
- New game: Every time there is an awkward silence on national TV, drink
- MATT DONALD BABY GOOD TO SEE YOU
- JPJ IS BAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKK
- MIKE <3
- Ok now I'm actually so tired of Luke I'm pouring more wine and that's not my fault
- Can we put JPJ on the hot seat for some laughs? A bitch is tired
- Mike is speaking now, and we call this segment #MikeForBachelor2020
- "I think your future wife will be a prisoner of you" GO KING MIKE GO RIGHT IN AND DONT HOLD BACK
- This is a public roast of a psychopath that's all it is
- "I completely do not accept you apology" - Mike Johnson, speaking on behalf of this great nation. He is our chosen bachelor
- I don't like this anymore. I wish to know more about JPJ's relationship with chicken nuggets
- Grant, my pal, back again, still don't know how you're here but I'm happy to see ya
- HAHAHAHA CAM IS THANKFUL FOR LUKE BEING WORSE THAN HIM OK ICONIC
- Chris Harrison, woke king, is like so neither of you came onto this show a virgin but for some reason sex was a deal breaker hm interesting
- John Paul Jones to the hot seat THANK YOU GOD
- This JPJ montage might win an Emmy. Hard to write it out of the realm of possibility
- This girl in the WWJPJD shirt has what we in the biz call HUSTLE
- However, she's weird
- She shouldn't cut his hair
- Leave him alone
- NUGGETS FOR EVERYONE JPJ IS A MAN OF THE PEOPLE
- After commercial, Mike will get approximately 5.5 minutes to win the role of bachelor and I can't wait
- Commercial break - top off your glass
- God Mike is so good
- Mike is so kind
- Mike is so hot
- Mike has the best eyebrows in the United States truly WHOMST is snatching those brows
- I COULD SWOON OVER MIKE ALL DAY LONG
- Hannah's here and girl I know you're not through with Luke
- Hannah admits she did have feelings for Luke, but it stemmed from insecurity and we appreciate this explanation and honesty
- "I deserve more than what I put up with" YES YOU DO HANNAH BEAST LOVE YOU LONG TIME
- Hannah explaining her fantasy suites is hilarious
- GO OFF QUEEN
- Hannah is NOT here for you slut shaming
- "You didn't have a fantasy suite, so you don't know how it works" SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE A MAN IS DEAD!!!!!! HANNAH KILLED A GROWN MAN
- THE WINDMILL IS NOT A SCARLET LETTER HANNAH YOU RIGHT IT WAS A STRIDE OF PRIDE BABY
- "Does that make sense?" Chris Harrison, host extraordinaire
- Mike Johnson in his campaign for Bachelor makes it clear that he supports any and all decisions Hannah makes for herself love him the most
- Hannah dumped Mike and she still loves him as much as we do
- I thought she was going to say I'm rooting for you for the bachelor and I would've fallen to the floor
- Am I kinda crying at Hannah saying it was worth going through a toxic relationship to help other women??? Or is that the wine???
- JPJ saying yas queen might win an Emmy. I hope he grabs that golden statue his first words are yas queen
- Hannah's apology top us was what I needed the most. We love you Hannah. You are officially forgiven for putting us through all of the Luke nonsense. Onward and Upwards
- Chris "all your questions will be answered next week" Harrison, if you lie to me, I'll riot in the streets
- A bonus thought: BRING ON PARADISE
- Those Girls You Know....*pours another glass*
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