And boy did it end with a bang! I’ll admit it, I have not seen all of the Marvel movies (sorry not sorry). But I still thoroughly enjoyed this film. The directors, cast, and crew did an amazing job. The years they spent building the franchise has definitely paid off. So I say great job, and a gold star to you all! But I expect you to keep the momentum going in future projects, or else there will be dire consequences…
Alright with the BS out of the way, let’s get down to the Jimmy business (that’s my name). First off, the movie is LONG. But I didn’t mind the length, time seems to fly by when watching Endgame. Sure you had less time to unleash your bodily fluids AKA pee, but honestly holding it in doesn’t hurt too bad! You’ll go numb eventually! But if you are older and can’t hold it as well as me, then I suggest using the restroom beforehand or waiting for the movie to come out on DVD. Because I certainly didn’t want to miss a thing! Now from this point forward, if you HAVEN’T seen the movie, SPOILERS WILL BE AHEAD! So…
Next, I want to discuss what I liked and disliked about the film. I loved the conclusions to Iron Man and Captain America’s storylines. It was truly bittersweet, and a bit of a surprise to me! Before I saw Endgame, I predicted that Steve Rodgers would sacrifice himself and Tony Stark would retire with his family. So I was kinda close...NOT! But ever since Infinity War I was very puzzled about Doctor Strange’s logic. He literally told Tony that if it was between you and the universe, I’ll let you and Spiderman die without question. Then fifteen minutes later, he hands the time stone over to Thanos in order to save his life. It had me like…
However, after watching Endgame I see why Doctor Strange saved him. Tony Stark literally figured out TIME TRAVEL. Although I have to say, the screenwriters just told Robert Downey Jr. to spit out random science/math terms to make him seem smarter. But hey who knows, maybe eigenvalues are the keys to time travel and we just don’t know it yet! Doubtful yes, but not impossible. Also shoutout to the REAL hero of Endgame… Mr. Rat!
On a serious note though, Tony Stark’s death was heartfelt and epic! Sure I was sad to realize that he wouldn’t be able to watch his daughter grow up, but now she will forever know that her dad saved the world. So those are pretty big shoes to fill, and we might just see an Iron Girl/Woman movie when Marvel desperately needs the money in the future. But if there was a money wasting Marvel movie I’d still watch, it would be THOR: Pro Gamer and Avid Drinker!
And regarding Cap, just utter perfection. You couldn’t have done a better ending for Steve Rodgers! Being reunited with Peggy Carter to live out the rest of his day almost brought a tear to my eyes. The only thing that could have made it better was to MAYBE give his shield to Bucky instead of Falcon. Sorry not sorry Falcon...
Well, that’s pretty much it! I honestly loved the film, and all the critiques I have are more stupid little things than major errors. I strongly recommend watching Endgame to ANYONE. Old or young you will love it! Just keep your bladders in mind when watching is my only warning…
But thanks for reading! Please leave your comments or questions below!
-Jimmy, TGYK
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